CashmanKing of the Jingle
Catchy jingles for hard-working businesses!
Radio TV Sonic Logos On‑Hold
700+jingles and counting!
If they can’t HUM it, you can’t SELL it!
A Personal Message From Burt
Hi. I’m Burt Cashman.
Let me ask you something. When was the last time somebody HUMMED your business?
That’s what I thought.
I have been writing jingles for the hard-working businesses of the Tri-County Area since 1987 — tire shops, taquerias, dentists, roofers, a funeral home (tasteful!) — and I tell every one of them the same thing. People forget what they SEE. People forget what they READ. But a good jingle? A good jingle moves in. It unpacks. It puts its feet up on the coffee table of your brain and it STAYS.
I write the melody. I write the words. I sing it, I play it, I mix it, and I deliver it ON TIME — or I drive it over to your shop myself. I’ve done that. Ask Dale.
You’ve got a business worth remembering. Let’s make it IMPOSSIBLE to forget.
Your friend in the jingle business,
Burt Cashman
Hear the Reel
Hear why they call him THE KING! Nine of Burt’s favorites, from five-second sonic logos to a four-minute on-hold loop.
Pardon our dust! Burt is moving the whole reel off the old DAT tapes and onto the computer. Audio is coming back SOON. In the meantime, call 555-0147 and Burt will sing any one of these to you over the phone. He is not kidding. He will do it.
What Burt Does
Radio Jingles
:15, :30 and :60 spots. Full vocal, full band, full EFFORT. Your name, your number, your slogan — sung so good your customers sing it back to you.
TV Jingles
Got a commercial? Burt makes it MOVE. Music cut to the frame so the big finish lands right on your logo. Every time.
Sonic Logos
The three-to-five-note “ba-da-da-DUM” that tells people it’s YOU before they even look up. Small. But MIGHTY.
On-Hold Music
Stop losing callers to dead air! Custom on-hold loops with your message built right in. Hold times FEEL shorter. (Burt can’t prove that. But it’s true.)
Jingle Rescue
Old jingle tired, off-key, or living on a cassette from 1991? Burt brings it back from the dead. Same tune. BRAND NEW LIFE.
Rush Service
Grand opening this weekend? Burt has written a jingle in one afternoon and he will do it again. Call FIRST, ask questions later.
The Cashman Hum-antee™
If you can’t hum it after three listens, Burt rewrites it FREE. No questions asked. (Okay, one question: did you really listen three times?)
Pick Your Package!
Get on the map!
The Starter
- Custom sonic logo
- :15 radio jingle
- One round of changes
Most popular!
The Main Street
- :30 radio jingle
- :15 cut-down
- Custom sonic logo
- Two rounds of changes
Go BIG!
The King
- :60 radio + :30 TV
- On-hold loop
- Custom sonic logo
- Burt wears the crown to your meeting
Every package is written, sung, played & produced by Burt personally. Pricing that makes sense for Main Street. Questions? Call 555-0147.
What the Clients Say!
★★★★★
“Before Burt, nobody knew we existed. Now strangers sing our slogan at me in the grocery store. My wife says it’s “a lot.” Business is UP. Thank you, Burt.”
Dale K. — Dale’s Tire Depot ★★★★★
“I asked for a jingle. Burt gave me an ANTHEM.”
Rosa M. — Rosa’s Mattress Outlet ★★★★★
“Our patients hum it in the chair. Which makes cleanings difficult. Five stars.”
Dr. Pam O. — Sunnyside Family Dental ★★★★★
“Burt showed up to our first meeting with a keyboard under one arm and a crown under the other. By lunch we had a jingle. By dinner my husband had learned the harmony.”
Gail T. — Lucky Paw Grooming ★★★★★
“We ran the same jingle for 22 years. Burt rescued it. Same song, but now it sounds like MONEY.”
Al B. — Big Al’s Carpet Barn ★★★★★
“Tasteful. Very tasteful. And I cannot get it out of my head.”
Walt S. — Peaceful Pines Funeral Home
The Burt Cashman Story
Burt Cashman was born to sell and raised to sing. He grew up over his father’s appliance store, where at age nine he wrote his first jingle, for his uncle’s bait shop: “Worms! Worms! Get ’em while they squirm!” It was painted on the side of the building until 2003. People still bring it up.
He spent eleven years on keyboards in the wedding band Cash & Carry, which taught him how to make a room full of strangers sing along on the first try. He studied music theory for three semesters at the community college before deciding the only theory that matters is: DOES IT STICK?
In 1987 he went pro. In 1996 he crowned himself King of the Jingle. Nobody has challenged him for it.
Today Burt writes, sings, plays and produces every single jingle himself at the Jingle Palace — a converted two-car garage with a 1989 synthesizer, an organ he got in trade for a jingle, and the best vocal booth in the Tri-County Area. (It’s a closet. It is a great closet.)
He has written for tire shops, taquerias, tax preparers, dentists, roofers, a karate school, three car washes, a church fish fry and one extremely successful mattress outlet. He has turned down exactly one client. (A timeshare.)
Burt lives in the Tri-County Area with his wife Donna — his toughest critic and his high harmony — and a Pomeranian named Hook.
Get Your Jingle Started Today!
Burt is NOT on TikTok.
Burt is on the PHONE.
555-0147
Mon–Sat, 8am till the jingle’s done
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